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What is a kite eater? A tree of course. Like the tree that always eats Charlie Brown's kite. Who am I? You can call me Coco. This is my website where I complain about things. I'm a cheapskate, this is evident in my refusal to pay for web hosting, my preference to purchase anything and everything second hand, my engagement in online piracy, and my love for free and open source software (which I also love for privacy and moral reasons). I like to read books sometimes. I like computers, video games, geography, being a hater, music, and sex movies. I'm unvaccinated against COVID and I only eat pasta. I cured my lactose intolerance and social anxiety by switching to a diet of strictly beef and salt while microdosing strawberry milk for approximately 6 months.

ADHD isn't real.