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What is a kite eater? A tree of course. Like the tree that always eats Charlie Brown's kite. I thought the name sounded cool. This is my website where I complain about things. Originally my site was a crude recreation of those early internet personal websites with crazy GIFs strewn everywhere and a less than neat layout, wild backgrounds, custom cursors etc, and while I still adore that style, I wanted to make a change to something that looks a little more timeless. Sure, you might find it too neat and boring, but I like the simplicity. I don't update my site often at all. My blog section is pretty unserious and ironic, but I'll likely be steering it into a more genuine and informative direction so I have somewhere to talk about my interests sincerely, even if barely anyone actually reads it. If you want to know more about me, I'm a cheapskate, and this is apparent in my refusal to pay for web hosting, my preference to purchase anything and everything second hand, my engagement in online piracy, and my love for Linux and all other free and open source software (which I also love for privacy and moral reasons). I like to read books sometimes. I like computers, video games, trivia, being a hater, theology, electronics repair and engineering, vintage technology, and sex movies. I'm unvaccinated against COVID which makes my genes desirable. Ladies? I cured my lactose intolerance and social anxiety by switching to a diet of strictly beef and salt while microdosing strawberry milk for approximately 6 months.

ADHD isn't real.