homeLetterboxdIf you're unfamiliar, Letterboxd is a social platform dedicated to movie discussion. On paper, it is "Goodreads for cinephiles". In reality, it is Twitter for cinepretentiousandunfunnyannoyingretards. Go ahead, read the Letterboxd reviews for your favourite movie. Take a shot each time you groan in disgust. Now you're dead from alcohol poisoning and your favourite movie is ruined. It's all just really sad. One half of Letterboxd is pseuds publicly stroking their brainpenis and jizzing big, smart words all over everyone like intellectual sex offenders. The other half of Letterboxd is twitterbrained gay people who try too hard to be funny. I can't really decide which is worse, but they're both pretty awful. Also, If you call them films, sorry, but you're a snob and you're wrong. They're movies because they move, and they're actually not all shot on film. It's like listening to a CD and calling it a vinyl. Are you beginning to understand? Anyways, I really can't think of something more pathetic than being 'Letterboxd famous'. Yes you read that right, there are users with hundreds of thousands of followers, who spend hours a day on the site leaving thousands of reviews like it's their job. Please don't tell me it's their job. |