homeLetterboxdIf you're unfamiliar, Letterboxd is a social platform dedicated to movie discussion. On paper, it is "Goodreads for cinephiles". In reality, it is Twitter for cinepretentiousandunfunnyannoyingretards. Go ahead, read the Letterboxd reviews for your favourite movie. Take a shot each time you groan in disgust. Now you're dead from alcohol poisoning and your favourite movie is ruined. It's all just really sad. One half of Letterboxd is pseudointellectuals spewing utter nonsense. Intellectual masturbation, publicly stroking their brainpenis and jizzing big words all over everyone like sex offenders of the mind. The other half of Letterboxd is gay people who try too hard to be funny. I can't really decide which is worse, but they're both pretty awful. I, a smart and totally non-pretentious homosexual (yes, I am gay woman, which grants me immunity from any kind of backlash whatsoever) who is actually funny, only use the site to log what movies I've seen, because my tiny brain easily forgets. And yes, I call them movies, not films. If you call them films, sorry, but you're a retarded snob. They're movies because they move, and they're actually not all shot on film. Are you beginning to understand? Anyways, I really can't think of something more pathetic than being 'Letterboxd famous'. Yes you read that right, there are users with hundreds of thousands of followers, who spend hours a day on the site leaving thousands of reviews like it's their job. Please don't tell me it's their job. |