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ALWAYS ONLINE GAMES FUCKING SUCK!!!!!!

I don't play golf irl nor do I care about it, but for some reason I like the golf minigame in GTA 5. PGA Tour 2k21 is also kinda fun. It scratches the same itch. It's actually a pretty good game apart from the fact that you need a stable internet connection to play SINGLEPLAYER. What? Wtf is that? Why on earth is this a thing? I have horrible internet so I get abruptly kicked to the main menu in the middle of a stroke during career mode. Besides that it's a nice game. It's relaxing. I played golf once in real life when i was 13. My grandfather (golf player) took my cousin (golf player) and I (retard) to the golf course once and I sucked ass. I could not hit the ball properly but at least I looked cute in my little pink polo shirt and pleated skirt. Always online. If you make a singleplayer game that requires me to be connected to your shitass servers with my shitass internet connection, GO TO HELL. And fuck Steam games that come with third party launchers. Oh hi I'm Far Cry 5 I come with the retarded ubisoft launcher that hardly ever works. Oh yeah you can play me offline, but uhhh if you do that then uhh every time you open the shop to buy a new gun you have to wait like an entire minute while I try to connect to online services before realising im in offline mode because uhhh i need to show you all the MICROTRANSACTIONS THAT WE PUT INTO A FAR CRY GAME. OOOOOOOH SILVER BARS BUY THEM WITH YOUR REAL MONEY PLEEEEEEASE. Ubisoft keeps shitting out actual shit from their actual asses and for some reason some games discriminate against people with dogshit internet

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