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Zoomers Guide to Pirating Movies

Aight ima teach you how to steal movies and shows fr fr and I aint talkin bout those slow ahh sites that stream family guy in 360p with sexy gay porn ads that you dont want dad to see. im talkin bout real piracy. Real sigma shit. 4k video. No ads. Owned by you, available to watch whenever you want. The kinda piracy that makes you say GYATT, on skibid, this shit is bussin. Anyways the most important tool you need is a torrent client. I won't go into a detailed explanation on how the BitTorrent protocol works because I read an article that says that Gen Z are just as tech illiterate as boomers (could be millennial propaganda and I hope its not true, but if it is, what the hell? We were supposed to be the generation that mastered tech...) so explaining that stuff would probably be a waste of time. It's not important anyways. Just download qBittorrent because it's the GOAT torrent client. Next, you need to find some torrents. There are public trackers and there are private trackers. I don't want you stinky motherfuckers in my private trackers, so here's my favourite public tracker. 1337x has a pretty decent selection. You'll easily find the most popular stuff on there. Just search up the movie or show name and a bunch of results will come up. You'll see a green number labelled 'se' - these are seeders. These are other people who have the file that you want and are currently sharing it. So the more seeders a file has, the quicker it will download. Since this is a public tracker, you don't have to seed anything yourself if you don't want to. To disable automatic seeding (you'll start seeding by default once a download has finished) in qBittorrent, you want to click 'Tools' at the top, then click 'Preferences', then 'BitTorrent' and scroll down to 'Seeding Limits'. Make sure the box that says "When ratio reaches" is ticked, and make sure the value is set to 0.00 - this way, you can truly pirate like a zoomer - selfish and entitled. Anyways, once you've found the movie you want to download, click it and then click the 'Magnet Download' button. It should automatically open in qBittorrent with a little popup. Before the download starts, you'll be able to see the files included and you'll be able to untick whatever you don't want. Untick anything thats not an mp4, avi or mkv file. You may also want to keep .srt files if they're included. They're JUST subtitles. They can't hurt you, they're basically txt files. Don't download any .exe files lolol. Now, you might be wondering "Am I gonna get in trouble for this?" and the answer is Probably Not but if you are worried you can get a VPN. I would recommend Mullvad VPN only. Don't get a free VPN though.

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